Flora's Philosophy

Flora's spread is a useful tool for my ongoing memory loss! I thought if I can jot down my random ramblings, I can finally unravel the mystery goings on inside my head!! Plus if I can download those little thoughts that crop up now and again that are instantly forgotten the next day, then maybe I will stop cursing when I can't remember anything! Now what was my password again?? ...Bugger!!

Friday, December 11, 2009

Am shocked... I think I met New York Times Square con artist who was shot dead this week.

Heard this on the news this morning and during my recent trip in Oct to NYC, I think we were scammed by this guy who collared us in Times Square.

NY Hustler Killed In Times Square Gunfight

If its the same person and it seems very likely it is, he wasn't violent towards us, but he was certainly very pushy in a charm offensive way, to the point where we just gave him $10 dollars so we could go on our way as he and his colleague blocked our path. He wrote my name on what was obviously a fake CD with his scribbled 'autograph' on it then asked for a 'donation' to help his career as a rapper as he said he was on the verge of being signed.

We were probably targeted as wide eyed tourists, and yes probably a bit gullible to go along with his patter, but hearing this story this morning made me go a bit cold...

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Funny jokes... dare I say it, very cheesy!

Heard some funny one liners the other day... thought I'd pilfer them for posterity as I am rubbish at remembering any good jokes!

Q: What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

A: Marscapone


And there’s more...

Q: What cheese do you use to entice a bear out of the woods?

A: Camembert


And lastly...

Q: What cheese isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese


I'm here all week... !

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Testing images

NYC photos from my iPod touch












-- Posted from my iPod touch


Testing my new toy

My first post from my new iPod touch that I purchased in NYC!

More news on that coming soon :)



-- Posted from my iPhone

Monday, September 07, 2009

Remembrance of humanity and lives lost...

It's September 7th 2009, 4 days away from the 8th anniversary of the terrorist attacks on New York City on 9/11, 2001. I have just watched a documentary on Channel 4 here in the UK and it still is so utterly completely jaw droppingly unbelievable. This footage shown tonight was not a regular documentary as such but a collection of amateur footage that was taken that day by passers by, tourists, wannabe news reporters... regular people just documenting the astounding event that was unfolding before their eyes in a city that nobody thought would ever come under attack.

I am not a New Yorker, nor am I an American, but like many others around the world as news filtered through about what was going on, I listened and watched in horror, glued to my computer, my radio and TV set as each terrifying segment of that day occurred. To watch the footage tonight from the people who saw it happen first hand was truly chilling and it reminded me of the initial feeling I felt that day of absolute disbelief at what was happening. I had BBC News 24 on constantly and I cried for those poor people they showed falling from the skies, then stood open mouthed in utter shock when each building fell.

The programme tonight showed so many different emotions from the general public in New York that day. From initial shock and morbid fascination at what seemed to be the first tragic accident of a plane crashing into Tower 1, to absolute terror as they witnessed the second plane hit. Then came the fear and panic as each building collapsed and the realisation at how many lives had been lost.

And even though I knew what was happening and when on the digital timeline on the television, the knot in my stomach got tighter and tighter as the day unfolded and I wanted to will those poor souls out of the buildings and to safety. In my mind I still watch that footage and I am saying "get out, get out, get out... please get out of there, it's going to fall". I am visiting New York for the first time in my life end of this month and I think for many years to come, people from all over will be drawn to that spot to pay their respects to all those who lost their lives that day... me being one of them.

It still astounds me that as human beings, built of the same flesh and bone as one another, that we can have such varying beliefs of how we treat other fellow human beings. On the one hand you have people who are capable of such evil, who have no respect for human life. People who can without any thought or consideration for others fly a plane into a building where they know there will be catastrophic loss of life. People who can strap a bomb to themselves and blow up a commuter train in London killing indiscriminately. People who can arm themselves with a gun and walk into a primary school full of children or around a quiet village in the countryside and fire at will... or walk into a school armed with weapons and fire at people because they think it's 'fun'. How are people capable of such wicked and evil deeds? How can people cheer and welcome home a known terrorist responsible for blowing an airliner out of the sky killing not only those on board but many others in the small village of Lockerbie in Scotland where it fell. How that even deserves a welcoming committee is beyond me... What is there about such loss of life that is worthy of cheering? To anyone with any shred of compassion or humanity... there is nothing worthy about it at all.

And yet on the other hand you have those who on that day walked toward those burning towers and climbed those stairs to rescue who they could... even though they probably knew in their own mind that this could be their last job and they wouldn't be coming out alive. People who raced to help those injured or led them to safety. Strangers who just held other people's hands to calm them down or offered water to those choked by acrid dust. In London, we had doctors from nearby medical schools race to treat those torn to shreds in the London attacks of 2005. People from everyday walks of life who led others to safety down dark tunnels filled with smoke. And so many other acts of bravery or kindness in such shocking events that go unrecognised but are never the less always as worthy...

How can those two aspects of humanity be so different? It just makes my head spin...

There's part of a JFK speech that comes to my mind when I am reminded of such awful events as 9/11... I am not an American, a historian or even political but there are lines in this speech that are still so relevant today as they were back in 1961 where a war in a faraway country was raging and many lives were being lost, much as it is today post 9/11:

Finally, to those nations who would make themselves our adversary, we offer not a pledge but a request: that both sides begin anew the quest for peace, before the dark powers of destruction unleashed by science engulf all humanity in planned or accidental self-destruction.
....
Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You - JFK, Inaugural speech - Jan 20th 1961

God rest all those who lost their lives to these awful events...and also those who have lost their lives since in trying to rid the world of such evil.

Rest in peace.


Thursday, August 27, 2009

Been a year since we saw Madge 'Live'

Its a year ago this week that we stayed in the hellhole in Cardiff the weekend we went to see Madonna. I thought I would post this YouTube clip as it was my favourite song of the whole night and is a remix of 'Like a Prayer' with Meck's 'Feels Like Home'. I think Madge called it 'Feels like a Prayer'. I think the version we heard in Cardiff on her opening night was less gospelly than this and more clubby, but I may be wrong. Anyway, the Meck song is just awesome anyway (one of my faves to throw some shapes to) and Like a Prayer just goes so well with it. Enjoy!

Monday, August 10, 2009

Last copied post from old blog. This was my first encounter of one of my sporting heroes. The delumptious David Beckham whilst he was still the Captain of England.

This was taken (in haste - hence lighting is poor) at my first ever England football game. It was England vs Azerbaijan at St James Park in Newcastle (World Cup qualifier in 2005 before we choked in Germany and Beckham cried when he resigned - as did I). David took a corner and I was about halfway up the crowd. I couldn't get my camera to focus well so its a bit grainy, but I was dead chuffed I got it!!


Lulworth Cove Dorset

Again found these on an old blog. These were taken a few years ago. Made me think how nice it would be to actually have a summer time that didn't suck! (God, take note - we haven't had a decent summer here in the UK for ages - give us a break!)

This little place I found completely enchanting. Its like stepping back in time and I only found out it was here as I was down this way with work. Its known as the Jurassic Coast as its where the land collided with other lands thousands of years ago. As a result, the cliffs have vertical timelines in the soil and there are loads of fossils. I found a tiny one just sitting on the beach. Its a lovely quaint little place and on a summer's day the water is beautiful. Durdle Door is over the ridge and throughout the year you can hear the boom of the Gunnery Tank Training up on the hill. These were taken in August 2004.

Old school pix

Been moving stuff around from an old blog and found these. Ah to be young and youthful again with bad fashion sense (though I LOVED my Adidas jacket!)

Technically I didn't take these (credit to Louise Bay, nee Pelican) but I posted them on here as they brought back some memories of school in the 80's!




Monday, July 27, 2009

Facebook dating getting my hopes up...


What is Facebook trying to tell me here? Okay I am single... but I do not need to be peppered with advertising every time I log on. Especially if its false advertising.

Unless Taye Diggs IS single, then "hello"!!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Oxford Moonlight Stroll 2009

Ahhh, British weather... don't you just love it. Only a week or so ago, we were chomping on our strawberries in 30°c heat, saying "Come on Murray" and moaning it's too hot to be working in an office with no air con... fast forward scooby doo style and there are black clouds dispensing copious amounts of rain on us as we are waiting for the off in this year's Moonlight Stroll. Yes I know... it's my turn to whinge this year. After all thats where our team name derives from (The Whinging Wanderers in case you don't know).

It's my own fault entirely. I was completely disorganised yesterday and forgot to bring with me the basics. i.e. waterproof pac a mac, a change of clothing or at the very least a change of socks and shoes. You see yesterday daytime was actually quite warm. I cycled up to town wearing said rain jacket and was roasting! So I thought... nah, I won't need this tonight. How silly of me. Helen arrives to pick me up and we are driving over from Bucks to Oxford and what starts as a fine drizzle becomes Forest Gump fat rain when we arrive in Oxford. Whilst we are walking from where we park the car at the race venue to the customary pre walk meal at the Chinese restaurant, it then gets heavier. And by the time we get back to register it is p*ssing it down and my shoes are already sodden... and we haven't even started the walk yet. On realising I had forgotten my waterproof jacket, to then find out they had run out of ponchos made me a really happy bunny. Luckily Helen had one left over from last year so she opted for her pac a mac which she had remembered to bring with her. However she discovered it was actually only 'showerproof' when she was soaked through even whilst wearing it. I would have worn it only she's much smaller than me... Anyway she generously donated her poncho so I was dry from the waist up at least.

So... 10.30pm we set off squelching down the road. We had a cunning plan this year to inch our way to the start line so we could set off on a steady pace. We've been at the back the last two years and its difficult to walk fast when you are bunched up in a crowd. Our cunning plan worked and we had lots of room to get into a good stride. Plus the more we kept moving, the less you felt like you were soaked through already.

The route was different again this year, lots more winding twists and turns through Oxford back streets. I am useless at Oxford's illustrious history so I wouldn't have a clue what land marks we were passing. My limited knowledge of Oxford is of the high street, the theatre, the Ashmolean museum and Magdelen Bridge... oh and maybe Malmaison cos it looks cool. But the college/Uni etc... it all looks very grand, but I don't have a clue what is what, especially in the dark! Parts of Summertown and Little Clarendon were quaint and olde worldy. Maybe one day I will walk around them in daylight to see a bit more. There were shops and little bars/cafes/restaurants that I just know I would never find again! Mind you, you could tell there is a recession on as I am sure more buildings were lit up last year and more bars and restaurants open. It seemed strangely subdued in some areas but perhaps it was just the weather.

So on we plodded and we were starting to think there wasn't a stop off point this year as we had been walking for 2 hours before we came to the bridge where the rest stop was. In actual fact I think the rest stop this year was well beyond the halfway mark, more like 2/3rds along the route. I hate portaloos but the one at the rest stop was sheer relief and I didn't even care that the guy who came out before me said there was a huge spider in there! Then we got the halfway banana, mini flapjack and bottle of Evian which gave us some extra energy 'oompf' (and yes I washed my hands post portaloo and pre banana!). Mind you it wasn't a bad thing that the rest stop was further on than usual as the last stint when everything really started hurting seemed quite a short one, so maybe that was the reasoning behind that I don't know. But the last stretch didn't seem to take as long as it did the first year we took part.

We got back to St Edwards School (the start/finish line) at 1.10am... rather cold, rather tired and rather wet through. We were so knackered we didn't even stay for our complimentary cuppa and bite to eat from the Army boys. Poor Helen still had a 40min drive back home yet to do. God bless Helen, she was so tired we just constantly kept yabbering to her all the way home to make sure she stayed awake. (BIG thank you Helen for driving and also for your poncho).

So our time this year was 2hours and 40mins. Bit slower than last year by about 10 mins but not as slow as our first year which was nearer 3 hours. I am thinking of changing our team name to the 'Wet Whinging Wanderers' next year. I think as it was my turn to be chief Whinger this year... its only fair. But well done to my fellow W.W. team members: Helen, Phil, Elaine and Alison who all crossed the finish line with me. But a BIG well done to Alison's 14 year old son Connor (an OMS newbie) and Elaine's 18 year old son Sam who were part of our group but finished a good 25 mins ahead of us. Ahh to have young long legs again! Well done lads :)

I have never been so pleased get into a warm bed in the wee hours...!

We have raised £725 online and have yet to add our offline total so will post that later when I know but our sponsor page is still open for a while and any more donations are welcomed...

Thank you and good night!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Crime in Merton, South London

28.06.09

On late Saturday/early hours of Sunday upon visiting my parents house in South London, I had the extreme misfortune to have my car broken into and my passenger window smashed to smithereens. Thankfully nothing of very high value was stolen (only my Nokia hands free earpiece - worth about £20) but my door was damaged and some metal bent from where the perpetrator had shoved a screwdriver in to jimie the door frame. The contents of my glove compartment were then rummaged through and left strewn all over the passenger seat with glass everywhere. The only thing taken was my Nokia earpiece, they left my CD's, chargers and even my FM iPod transmitter. Another two cars were also vandalised the same night, so much so we all got the same Crime Number from the police. This is becoming quite a common thing to happen and I only think my car was targeted because it wasn't a familiar one and it had a 'ring mark' on the windscreen from where my Sat Nav had been.

Discovering this was bad enough but what irritated me was that this happened overnight, and I had no reason to leave the house until about midday. So between it happening and my dad discovering it... not one person walking past it bothered to knock on a few doors and say "is that your car?". Bearing in mind my folks live in South London, most of which is made up of terraced houses and street parking (if you are lucky to get a space). Yet no-one saw anything! A few people heard something, including my mum, but each thought it was something else and didn't think to look out the window.

I had for once managed to get a space virtually outside my parents house. Usually I have to park metres up the road and lug my stuff down, but I was pleasantly surprised to get a space one car down from my dad's Disabled space. My folks road has become notorious of late for trying to get a parking space as they only just fall under the cusp of 'lovely' Merton... parts of which do not have metered roads, my parents road being one of them. This results in every Tom, Dick and Harry, every commuter who can't be arsed to pay the meter near the train station 5 mins away, parking their vehicles in an un-metered road. Therefore the actual residents don't have anywhere to park.

The other new problem which has surfaced in the past few months is that my parents road has a monstrosity of a factory in it which back in the 80's/90's was fine because it kept to standard trading hours. Unfortunately in later years it has been bought by a shyster landlord who seems to think he can rent out every available nook and cranny of the eyesore to all and sundry. So now it consists of some crappy furniture warehouse called URgain, (more about that in a minute) a car repair workshop (of which there no health and safety measures appear to be visible) and a printers.

So, starting with URgain... a furniture warehouse. Lets see, their website says this:
"By combining our industry experience with the new possibilities offered by the Internet we created an online furniture shopping experience like no other. From the comfort of your home and away from a pressured sales environment you now have access to our collection of thousands of quality furniture items at low prices, made possible by our lower overheads. In short - we offer the widest choice of furniture and can save you time, money and hassle."
Hmmm... our lower overheads? Online furniture shopping experience? So why is this bloody place always open 24/7 with loads of cars/vans taking up street parking? And why do they send round leaflets saying "come see our stock - ample parking". NO THERE BLOODY ISN'T. It's a residential street!!

As for the so called Garage, this is one unit run by some Eastern European blokes who as far as I can see leave nothing but mess strewn all over the street and seem to trade in whatever hours they like... screw the neighbours! My mother was awoken in the small hours a few weeks back by these idiots unloading a vehicle in the middle of the night, making as much noise as they liked. She actually approached them to say they making such a racket and that they'd woken here and did they have no respect for the residents? Her question was rudely rebuffed with a "we don't give a sh*t" attitude.

My parents have lived in this street since I was 9 months old and they have seen it change beyond recognition. The factory HAS always been there but in its older years it wasn't an issue. It's current owner is not taking into consideration the well-being of any of the street's residents and is renting out as much unit space as possible to make as much cash as he can. Only in doing this he is reducing the street to be a complete eyesore with overflowing bins outside, litter and drainage problems where the factory has an inadequate infrastructure. Merton council have been informed on many many occasions, as have the police, as have other councillors of the state of the place but somehow the owner wheedles his way out of trouble and yet again the residents have to just put up with it.

So as a result, we now have mess, crime and vandalism in what was once a fairly quiet street, and unfortunately myself and 2 others have had to pay the consequences!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

New TV Shows

A new show coming this Autumn in the States, is one I cannot wait to see as I loved the original film and the new cast has two of my favourite actors/actresses in (Peter Krause and Maura Tierney)



Thursday, June 11, 2009

Week 7 @ Fat Fighters

Week 7 of Fat Club:
  • 4 lbs loss
    (*Slimmer of the week certificate)
Total weight loss: 1st, 6lbs

Not bad after a particularly lazy weekend of being a couch potato (it was cold and rainy and I was engrossed in my box sets iof ER! Season 8 is just soooo good).

It was a nice surprise after a long day at an out of office client meeting, which then took me 3 hours to get home from. The M25 and M4 were horrendously bad thanks to tube strikes and England playing footie at Wembley (and the odd accident and stupid drivers).

One other thing that made me smile today (and feel a little bit old) is that my client meeting was at a military base down in Hampshire. One of the rules there is civilians get escorted to their destination on site by a young soldier on guard duty. The nice young chappy (who was from Bournemouth and is soon getting posted to Catterick) took me to where I wanted to go and then said "have a nice day marm". I've never been called "marm" in my life! I felt like the Queen! Though apparently if you address the Queen you say "ma'am" as in "jam" not "marm". Bit of useless trivia there.

:)

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Fat Fighters

I started the Rosemary Conley diet on the 29th April 2009 and I mean to document my progress on here but am slacking a bit. Am now at my 5 week weigh-in milestone so to recap:

First weigh in (on day I joined): 14st, 13lb. The heaviest I have ever been. I want to lose approx 2.5 - 3 stone to get down to around the 11-11.5 stone region.

Week 1 @ Fat Club:
  • 9lbs loss of week 1 of the Fat Attack Fortnight
    (*Slimmer of the week and my Half Stone certificate)
Week 2 @ Fat Club:
  • 1.5lbs loss of week 2 of the Fat Attack Fortnight
Week 3 of Fat Club:
  • 2.5lbs loss
    (*Slimmer of the week certificate)
Week 4 of Fat Club:
  • Stayed same as last week. No loss but no gain
    (*pretty good after a Bank Holiday Weekend)
Week 5 of Fat Club:
  • 3lbs loss
    (*Slimmer of the week my first Stone certificate)
So that's where I'm at. Lost a stone in roughly a month. Am hoping this year will be a good one health-wise. Gave up the evil weed last year and now getting back in shape.

Wish me luck and I will update at further intervals!

PS, just realised my blog name is quite apt for my dieting diary... Flora's Spread! Ha ha... God I kill myself sometimes...

:)

Something I discovered today...

Have been listening to 100 Best Film Classics Vol 2 at work. Very good Classical CD of all my favourite films scores. One of them in particular is Rachmaninov's 'Somehwere in Time'. A lovely piece of music with piano and strings. But listen closely and it sounds just like 'All By Myself' as used in the Bridget Jones films (and probably many others).

It just made me smile at how similar they sounded then on looking on Wikipedia, I discovered I was right!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_by_Myself

Right, best get back to work!

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Oxford Moonlight Stroll 2009

I had my 5 minutes of fame today as I was interviewed briefly on BBC Radio Oxford at lunchtime. They wanted to ask me about the Oxford Moonlight Stroll which takes place this year on July 11th. I managed to record it for posterity:

BBC Radio Oxford - Moonlight Stroll Chat.

Click the link above to listen online or right click on it and save file to your computer (its an MP3 and is about 7.5mb). The audio fades in so is quiet at first. My snippet is about halfway in...

Enjoy!! :O)

Monday, March 23, 2009

Adidas - "Impossible is nothing" adverts

No reason to put these on here other than I like the adverts and my hero Becks is in them!





Monday, February 02, 2009

Monday, January 26, 2009

Excellent adverts...

Cadburys Eyebrow Dance... (just genious)


T-Mobile - Life's for sharing...


Compare the 'Meerkat' dotcom...


Virgin Atlantic (25 years on, still hot!)*


* Completely sexist but all tongue in cheek and good fun. Kind of 'Ashes to Ashes' meets 'Catch Me If You Can'.