Flora's Philosophy

Flora's spread is a useful tool for my ongoing memory loss! I thought if I can jot down my random ramblings, I can finally unravel the mystery goings on inside my head!! Plus if I can download those little thoughts that crop up now and again that are instantly forgotten the next day, then maybe I will stop cursing when I can't remember anything! Now what was my password again?? ...Bugger!!

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Funny jokes... dare I say it, very cheesy!

Heard some funny one liners the other day... thought I'd pilfer them for posterity as I am rubbish at remembering any good jokes!

Q: What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

A: Marscapone


And there’s more...

Q: What cheese do you use to entice a bear out of the woods?

A: Camembert


And lastly...

Q: What cheese isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese


I'm here all week... !

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